Once upon a time, in a certain kingdom, in a certain realm, there lived a soldier; he served long and impeccably, knew his duty well, and came to inspections and drills clean and in good order. He began his final year of service — and, as ill luck would have it, his superiors took a dislike to him, not only the high-ranking ones but the low-ranking too: now and then he had to take a beating with the sticks.
Things grew hard for the soldier, and he decided to desert; he slung his knapsack over his shoulder, his rifle over his shoulder, and began saying goodbye to his comrades, who asked him:
"Where are you going? Or does the battalion commander want you?"
"Don't ask, brothers! Tighten your knapsacks well and don't speak ill of me!"
And off he went, the good fellow, wherever his eyes led him.
Whether he walked long or short, he found himself in another kingdom; he spotted a sentry and asked:
"Is there any place where I could stop and rest?"
The sentry told the corporal, the corporal the officer, the officer the general, and the general reported to the king himself. The king ordered the soldier to be brought before his bright eyes.
The soldier appeared — properly, in uniform, presented arms with his rifle and stood stock-still. The king said to him:
"Tell me honestly, where are you from and where are you going?"
"Your Majesty, do not order my execution; allow me to speak."
He confessed everything to the king honestly and asked to be taken into service.
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